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ThePinkEgoBox
–noun
[th ee•pingk•ee-goh•boks]

1. Library geek and aspiring writer
2. Counting Monkey at an inventory company
3. Occasional guerrilla photographer
4. Muse addict
5. Doctor Who junkie
6. Staring at you. Through the internet. Cause I am awesome.

i'm in hufflepuff!

Ask me anything
that-french-mistake:

ilovepriestly:

walkingdead01:

boneswinchester:

destiel-breaks-my-heart:

mishas-world:

wincestpriest:

a pillow and a dildo.


a pillow and Back To the Future 25th Anniversary DVD


(via imgTumble)
My cat and computer paper.


Giant green pen and drum sticks. I got this.

My cat Mikeneko and my Android phone….

My little sister and my small dog……BRING IT ON ZOMBIES. 

A pillow and and squirt bottle. I’m screwed.
I told my husband the instructions without telling him what it was for, he got a cat licking himself and a fuzzy blanket.

that-french-mistake:

ilovepriestly:

walkingdead01:

boneswinchester:

destiel-breaks-my-heart:

mishas-world:

wincestpriest:

a pillow and a dildo.

a pillow and Back To the Future 25th Anniversary DVD

(via imgTumble)

My cat and computer paper.

Giant green pen and drum sticks. I got this.

My cat Mikeneko and my Android phone….

My little sister and my small dog……BRING IT ON ZOMBIES. 

A pillow and and squirt bottle. I’m screwed.

I told my husband the instructions without telling him what it was for, he got a cat licking himself and a fuzzy blanket.

Source: alcohol-is-sexyy

  1. violetsandmondays reblogged this from sarsiangel and added:
    a pencil and a chair. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
  2. sarsiangel reblogged this from bradaric and added:
    A printer and an electric fan :| I will blow them away. LOL. That sounded funny in my head. Shut up.
  3. banabosmiles reblogged this from renoa and added:
    Headphones » « Phone I am prepared to die.
  4. inspirationalcandy reblogged this from you-never-left-my-mind
  5. kissthesunrays reblogged this from askvex and added:
    I have my bow, and I have my arrow. I shit you not I am not fucked. :I
  6. rayebug reblogged this from lilaira and added:
    A DS and a curtain COME AT ME BRO!
  7. piptik reblogged this from hurdygurdygirl and added:
    Sharpies and a styrofoam cup….. Yeah, I’m fucked. Gonna go crawl into a corner here.
  8. mixgoldenphoenix reblogged this from cardgamesinpokeballs and added:
    Primary weapon: Dark red, leather, Matrix coat and a How To Train Your Dragon pillow. Secondary weapon: Fullmetal...
  9. governormuffin reblogged this from hurdygurdygirl and added:
    UhSmoothie maker primary, blender secondaryuhh
  10. hurdygurdygirl reblogged this from aschetheartist and added:
    Lesse, sunglasses on the right and a mini fan on the left … Let’s go
  11. tea-bunny reblogged this from jemappellerose and added:
    A stuffed red monster and a bottle of acrylic paint. BRING IT ON
  12. sammiejd reblogged this from radiatelovelikesunshine and added:
    my iphone…… is there an app for that??
  13. radiatelovelikesunshine reblogged this from enjoytherandomness and added:
    My glasses and my phone. I’m fucked.
  14. enjoytherandomness reblogged this from nilzbermudez
  15. nilzbermudez reblogged this from sherlockmadetea and added:
    a bottle of juice and a pen, I’m screwed
  16. derpy-hooves1 reblogged this from ask-derpy-whooves and added:
    primary is my mouse secondary is air melee specialist anyone?
  17. musicnut reblogged this from fangsupbarbie and added:
    a computer mouse attached...some correction white-out tape
  18. doueverthinkabotme reblogged this from truthful-mind
  19. truthful-mind reblogged this from nostalgicheartandmind
  20. fangsupbarbie reblogged this from hellfire-machina and added:
    I have my iPod to my right and nothing to my left… So I’d say I’m pretty fucked…
  21. nostalgicheartandmind reblogged this from itsyourdarktwistedfantasy and added:
    extremely fucked, lol….
  22. itsyourdarktwistedfantasy reblogged this from hellfire-machina and added:
    I have a sock monkey and and decorative sword……
  23. hellfire-machina reblogged this from for-the-shits-and-gigs
  24. askbedrock reblogged this from askthe4derps and added:
    cola and an grahics tablet…. Help?
  25. pruplemonkeydishwasher reblogged this from taboolaevateinn and added:
    A fork and a plate are in front of me. But to my right is a laptop with a book on it, to my left is a book with a phone...
  26. freiheit-freedom reblogged this from cupcake-the-baker and added:
    Cooking oil and a kindle. I’ll cook them to death.
  27. unicornmasterr reblogged this from scurrilous-straggler and added:
    A Pen And My Camera…IMMA HAVE A ZOMBIE PHOTOSHOOT :DD
  28. katetier reblogged this from apatchofchlovers and added:
    Diet Snapple Peach Iced Tea to...right. If the aspartame doesn’t dissolve them, I’ve got...
  29. sammiexmarie reblogged this from thelake and added:
    A litre bottle of Malibu and an 18 mug with pens… I got this shit.
  30. rubbrduckyninja reblogged this from aschetheartist and added:
    A mouse as a primary and a 3ds as secondary… I”M SCREWED
  31. animemakesmefailgeometry reblogged this from cupcake-the-baker and added:
    a desk lamp and a pen….
  32. material--chicc reblogged this from cootercrunch
  33. sarah-sweetblood reblogged this from takemeorloseme and added:
    a stanley knife and a book even though I have the knife I’m pretty fucked
  34. takemeorloseme reblogged this from findthepaththatisyourown and added:
    My pillow and my remote control… i guess i can survive!
  35. waterguardian reblogged this from unformed8 and added:
    Headphones primary weapon! no wait it’s a pen, then it’s paper :D I’ll just rewrite the story :D what about dead center...
  36. findthepaththatisyourown reblogged this from bamf-hufflepuff and added:
    Nail Polish remover and my purse. Bitches, I got this.
  37. poop-mongolerp reblogged this from daves-boxers and added:
    1st item: blanket. 2nd item: sister. lets fuck these zombies up.
  38. cookiefruitomnom reblogged this from lovingyouloudly and added:
    Primary weapon is a big wooden chair, Secondary is a roll of toilet paper xD sshit I’m screwed :)
  39. phuqr reblogged this from imaflesheatingdisease and added:
    Primary=sour cream, secondary is phone. Cover myself in sour cream so they think I’m normal food and won’t eat me!
  40. ltclaydohman reblogged this from sweethumanity and added:
    A can full of pencils, and a pokeball. Time to catch them all I ‘sppose
  41. qbfthegawd reblogged this from the-mad-professor
  42. imaflesheatingdisease reblogged this from sweethumanity and added:
    Primary is my pillow and my secondary is my heating blanket…fuck.
  43. genuinelygrateful reblogged this from i-usedtobe-normal and added:
    So I hit them with my lamp and then with my pillow pet? That’s really going to do some damage!!